garbologist

Yeap the title says it all... GRABOLOGIST! NOt really a word actually, made up by Cik Melinder. Garbologist is someone who cleans up rubbish in our housing areas... At first we tot it meant someone who STUDIES about GARBAGE.... Hey who knows??? Thr are a lot 2 study bout garbage yea know?

We were told by Melinder 2 write a description about a GARBOLOGIST's job... Unfortanately i had inspirations and i ended up writing 160++ words without me even noticing == She asked 4 a description DAMN IT... Oh wells... I actually somehow wrote that garbologist is a job which brightens ur future... yea i noe its wierd... but somehow it jz poped out of muah's mind.

Oh and i wrote smtg that sound really WRONG!!! *Without garbologist cleaning up our housing areas... Whereever we see will be garbage. We would be sitting BESIDE them, walking ON them and even sleeping WITH them...* hey~ dun think sick bout d third 1 k ==? But if u wanna... just go ahead =p Ziar Xuan and Cheryl laughed their ass off when they say those sentences... xD

And this is a little something that me and amber came up with... *A garbologist's job may seem easy peasy, but they are NOT!!! A garbologist requires strength (2 lift up d garbage), stamina (2 run around d housing area opening rubbish cans' lids under d hot sun without fainting), courage (2 get ur hands on dat disgusting yucky garbage) and also INTELLIGANCE (2 be smart enuf to sort all the garbage into categories)!!! Hey logic kan?

*Last paragraph* Without the existance of GARBOLOGISTS, the earth would turn into a garbage wonderland. As a conclusion, a garbologist job is important and they are AWESOME and should not be neglected... GO GARBOLOGIST!!! *crowd goes wild* WHOOOAAAAA!!!!

We were aso told 2 write a dialog 4 about 3 mins between 3 garbologist... And its 4 PLBS!!! Wierd topic eh? But interesting... 1 ques. WHAT DO GARBAGE COLLECTORS TALK ABOOUT??? Hot gals? OUTDATED songs? WHAT?!?!?!?!

Maybe this:
g.c 1: eh how many garbage u kumpul-ed tdy eh?
g.c 3: lets see... hah MORE den urs =p 35!!!
g.c 1: brother, i got 36 la == 35+a fish bone!!!
g.c 2: u 2 suck la!!! i got 45 yea know??
g.c 3: fine so tdy u are d winner. But tmrw...
g.c 1: yea just bcs u lucky tdy doesnt means dat u r lucky tmrw.
g.c 2: come la... pa ni ar?
g.c 3: k now lets sort all dis out...
g.c 1: since u won tdy, u choose 1st, mana yang kau nak?
g.c 2: err... dis necklace damn yeng, i keep it 4 my dog.
g.c 3: HAH i got dis umbrella!!! In case of rain =p
g.c 2: open it its cacat-ed -.-
g.c 1: eh i haven choose... my turn!
g.c 3: go ahead lo ==
g.c 1: eh dis clock can bai leng wei... not bad aso... i WANT!
g.c 2: k so now we got our stuff 4 d day and lets THROW everything else here.
g.c 3: k come... 1,2,3... VHOOMMM
g.c 2: eh i ciao 1st. I wan try dis on my dog.
g.c 1: me too, time 4 dinner.
g.c 3: k ciaoz... see u guys tmrw!
As a conclusion, g.c 1 got a clock, g.c 2 got a cacat-es umbrealla and g.c 3 got a necklace 4 his dog... ==
p/s - g.c stands 4 garbage collector...
~ciao